Some people may question the importance of this article, well don't because its simply a farce and I personally couldn't care if it is relevant, important or in any way offensive. I am mearly raising a point that im sure a few people will have questioned themselves at some point in their life. Maybe not, who cares?
At what point did we stop noticing that furry looking white deposits of excrement on the pavement no longer exist? Who knows? I certainly don't recall the day they stopped grasping my attention. Ask yourself, when was the last time you saw one? If it's an age issue we may need to ask your elders when they last caught a glimpse of those albino looking faeces.........
Firstly...The faecal matter is apparently transformed into a white matter when the poo is left for some time allowing the water to evaporate from the lump and leaving the calcium deposits behind, then nature has its way with it, consuming the 'organic' nutrients left over in the discharged mess, leaving the 'oh not so' organic parts. Also if you let your canine break their teeth on meaty bones, this will apparently aid these rare found specimen back into existence.
Incase you were wondering why we don't see these things anymore I went to no trouble at all to find out. So folks, here lies the answer to the very reason why those piles of unwanted, digested piles of daily intake which are stained with dead blood cells are not such a commonly spotted creature of today.
Upon a quick search I have found out that the reasons for the decreasing sightings of this matter is primarily due to the higher standard of enforcement against the owners not scooping after their four legged friends have dealt with their affairs. Hence, not leaving the dog shit to sit there for long enough to turn pale. Due to the owners of today feeding their pets somewhat differently from what they did a couple of decades ago supposedly makes a significant impact also. Dog food manufacturers are not including so much bone meal in the foods that they are producing either, meaning an even lower chance of spotting a whitie.
So.......will we ever see a comeback for a chalky white consistency of canine turd?
Text By Gareth Costello
1 comment:
they are fox poos apparently.
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