Okay so I figure that most of the people who read this skateboard related blog are men… or boys. So I thought I might do a little blind leading the blind men’s addition for you. I took the idea from ‘IMBOYCRAZY’… but have put the male ego at interest… providing that evolution is still in full swing and we are still geared toward dating. I thought it would be useful to give a few tips to babes seeking babes.
Here we go and good luck!
1) Call her! She isn't going to call you, that’s not what girls do, we wait to be called!
Its true… look at it from an extreme perspective. Women don't propose marriage (very often) and we don't ask guys on dates. SO CALL HER!
2) Please, please, please grow a beard…as soon as you physically can. Some girls pretend they don't like them but its bullshit. Everyone has a secret crush on the outlaw… and all outlaws have beards.
3) Never, never, never cut your beard down to a goatee or shape your beard in anyway. This is chick getting suicidal. I’m not talking about moustaches. Moustaches are in a whole different category.
4) If you want to take a girl on a date but cant afford to pay for both of you, you can’t take her out at all. nothing will get you to the "just friends zone" quicker then splitting a check, instead take her on picnic… or just make a power move to the local make out spot.
6) Dudes that act like dudes are hot. Your dad being a hair stylist is no excuse, buy some tools, use a chainsaw and remember those neeny hair product guys that go to all the girl parties aren't getting any, there’s a reason…
7) Treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen - Alexi Wasser
8) "Men should shop for clothes with intelligence, get dressed with care then go out and forget all about it." - Some big deal fashion designer
9) This is universal… boys and babes… don't talk about something for more then 4 or 5 sentences unless the other person has expressed specific interest, that’s called boring.
10) Unless you have your shirt tucked in, your belt should never be seen, some schools of thought even say the pockets should be hidden, but that’s a matter of opinion. Just be sure the belt is under your t shirt at all times, even when you lift your arms up to use your new chainsaw.
11) Guys don't have to be specifically good looking to get girls. That’s a major difference between boys and girls. When was the last time you saw a really good looking guy with a bummer chick? Hardly ever… Smoking babe with a not so hottie dude? Yeah like everyday and its cause we are not as visually dependent as you jerks but seriously, just act right, be funny, be cool and no one will notice your unibrow or whatever.
And remember! You’re a rad dude! You got loads of shit going on and barely any time for dates anyways! These babes are lucky to get your time! (And if that’s not true, act like it is but just a little bit)
Photo and text by Alana Paterson.
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