Age: 24
Location: Aberdeen
Occupation: Skate park faffer
5 favourite skate spots in Aberdeen:
Occupation: Skate park faffer
5 favourite skate spots in Aberdeen:
Fittie Bench
Westburn
JJB
Markies
5 reasons your going to shave your beard:
It’s getting annoying
So I can get a moustache
It’s disgusting when you wake up with drool in it
To stop kids calling me Chris
5 no-comply variations you like to perform:
Frontside Shifty
Backside Bigspin
Frontside 360’
Straight ones
5 bands you like to listen to whist skating:
Joy Division
Uncle John & Whitelock
The Walkmen
Animal Collective
5 Alan Partridge quotes or sayings:
Absa-bloody-exactly
Jacka-nacka-nory
DAN!
[Alan is being shown around a new house]
Estate Agent: Living room.
Alan Partridge: Oh, I like this. Yes. Certainly enough room to swing a cat in here, isn't there?
Estate Agent: Could swing a tiger in here, really!
Alan Partridge: You could, couldn't you, yes. Wouldn't want to, though. Not unless it had been stunned. Even then it's going to weigh the best part of a ton.
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